
People go around to different worlds with giant keys fighting creatures and trying to find one another because they lost each other in the process of travelling.a fat italian plumber made of paper looks for seven talking stars
some dude wears a white dress and kills important people in broad daylight and expects people not to think hes an assassin
a giant pink genie destroys the world and a kid with a shiny stone glove, a cat girl with a Chinese name, some fat animal thing, a genie with a nice rack, a black guy with a spear and a bunny robot thing have to stop him and rebuild the world
oh and the genie is actually this random guy that shows up halfway through
WHAT A TWEESTYou drive around the same path 4 times and try to avoid banana peels.
You destroy blocks and put them other places and sometimes die
You fight a vampire with a piece of leather
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Ummmm…. The world ended in a nuclear war, but you survived by living in a vault, your dad runs away, so you go looking for him, and he dies when you find him. Also you’re expected to continue your dads legacy by cleaning up all the earths water.
One of those nights.
Feeling terribly alone.
Stuck blasting music through headphones and doing dishes..
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts








